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Damn Good Explanation

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發表於 2012-4-26 00:19:24 | 顯示全部樓層 |閱讀模式
The wife came home early and found her husband in their bedroom making love to a very attractive young woman.


And she was somewhat upset. "You are a disrespectful pig!" she cried. "How dare you do this to me -- a faithful wife, the mother of your children! I'm leaving you. I want a divorce right away!


The husband replied, "Hang on just a minute love so at leat I can tell you what happened."


"Fine, go ahead," she sobbed, "but they'll be the last words you'll say to me!"


The husband began -- 'Well, I was getting into the car to drive home, and this young lady here asked me for a lift. She looked so down and out and defenceless that I took pity on her and let her into the car.


I noticed that she was very thin, not well dressed and very dirty. She told me she hadn't eaten for three days.


So, in my compassion, I brought her home and warmed up the enchiladas I made for you last night, the ones you wouldn't eat because you're afraid you'll put on weight. The poor thing devoured them in moments.

"Since she needed a good clean-up, I suggested a shower, and while she was doing that, I noticed her clothes were dirty and full of holes, so I threw them away. Then, as she needed clothes, I gave her the designer jeans that you’ve had for a few years, but don't wear because you say they're too tight.

I also gave her the underwear that was your anniversary present which you don't wear because I don't have good  taste.                  


I found the sexy blouse my sister gave you for Christmas  that you don't wear just to annoy her, and I also donated those boots you bought at the expensive boutique and don't wear because someone at work has a pair the same.'


The husband took a quick breath and continued - 'She was so grateful for my understanding and help that as I walked her to the door, she turned to me with tears in her eyes and said,


  
  
'Please  ...  Do you have anything else that your wife doesn't use?                     

發表於 2012-4-26 00:38:45 | 顯示全部樓層
Hahahaha, so funny
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